The other day, Dan was telling Hannah a story that took place when he was but a wee lad. She sat mesmerized by the tale, while Logan played nearby with a small toy. After the epic saga was spun out, Logan looked at his daddy and asked, "How you 'memboh dat?" He couldn't work out how his father could possibly remember an event THAT far back in time. To clarify he continued, "How you memboh when you a lil boy cuz now you a dolt."
Apparently, when you grow up, you become a dolt.
I didn't think kids knew that about us until they were teenagers.